Thanks Booker and Kent for the info and link. Found out about what Yahoo! said when Booker first mentioned it, and, I'll be surprised if this goes beyond first base. Might get to second if it goes well from the start, but as a full-blast, home-run-hittin' league it prolly ain't meant to be, imho. If they put their events on the Web, I'd hafta predict once you've seen the first few pillow fights, you'll have seen 'em all. Like, how much pillow-slappin', pillow-jumpin', pillow-smotherin', and feather-bustin' pillows you gonna see ? On the other hand, I can see this going over well as, say, part of a commercial (like the Miller beer stuff), but forget about Spike TV puttin' this on any time soon.
(M'Lard Ass Grant might be hired for a decent half-time show, though.)
...'Cause if there ever was anyone certified in not getting past first base, it's definitely Tongue Tangled.
You babbling blob of bewilderment! You do it to yourself without even realizing it. Now get back to your mop Swabbie lest I schlap you around some more.
This Pillow Fighting League is utterly and hopelessly doomed...
In that case, maybe ' someone ' could pony up his fat butt on a merry-go-'round -- like you, Mule-lysses Ass Grant -- and give the crowd rides around the room.
(Hell, it sure beats suckin' the crap outta the peanuts you'd get all alone. )
