Miss England Rachel Christie reportedly instigated a nasty tussle with Miss Manchester, Sara Jones, at a porn-themed party -- a brawl that surely would have made millions on pay-per-view. Did we mention Christie was dressed as a sexy angel and Jones was dressed as a sexy cavegirl at the time?

According to sources, the fight was over a muscled beefcake named Tornado, the star of an "American Gladiators" knockoff show in the U.K. Having previously been linked to Jones, Tornado had moved on to Christie. But when Jones showed Christie a dirty text message Tornado sent her, the fists started flying.

Reports said that Miss England punched Miss Manchester "several times" in the face. And by all accounts, she had the upper hand in this fight. Christie is a 5-foot-10 Taekwondo enthusiast who's training for the heptathlon in the 2012 Olympics. Jones is a 5-foot-5 wannabe actress. Both women are 34Bs.

Christie was arrested, charged with assault and, worst of all, forced to give up her Miss England title.

RACHEL CHRISTIE                 VS.              SARA BEVERLEY JONES

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