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Well we all knew that over here in the UK, (erm... 50% of us worked it out). But what do you expect when we have this grinning half-witted bongo Christian in charge of the country who loves kissing American ass for a hobby, fecking Tony Blair.

It's quite obvious to any sensible intelligent human being why Chimpy McFlightsuit wanted to Invade Iraq...... 50% oil 50% because Saddam tried to kill his Daddy. Regarding Blair, he thinks he's fecking Cristopher Walken from Deadzone, because if he didn't help Chimpy take Saddam out of power then a world with Saddam would be far worse which legitimizes a full scale American invasion based on precognition and vapour like intelligence. They're both religious nuts. And don't give me this, 'what people forget is that Saddam Hussein is a very evil man', and the world is far safer after what Tony and Chimpy decided to do. No it's NOT a safer world... now it's ten times more dangerous. I'd be scared ****less if I was an American in a foreign country, they have deadly enemies everywhere now. And of course Saddam is an evil man, but that in itself doesn't legitimize invading a country when that country has berached no UN resolution agreements. And whilst we're at it what aboot Kim Jong-il of North Korea,

he's evil and dangerous but you won't see America doing anything about that because he actually does have a WMD, and America NEVER attacks any country with that capability for obvious reasons, it could get hurt very badly.

And if anyone doesn't understand all this, just go watch 'Team America - World Police' it explains everything you need to know about America and the current world climate quite accurately.

Cheerio

Dio

Gary: Oh no we aren't! We're d i c ks! [everyone falls silent and looks around] We at Team America are reckless, arrogant, stupid d i c ks! And the Film Actors' Guild!.. are pussies. [a shot of Alec Baldwin] And Kim Jong Il!.. is an a s s hole. Pussies don't like d i c ks!..  because puusies get f u c ked by dicks. But d i c ks also f u c k a s s holes. A s s holes who just want to s h i t on everything. P u s s ies may think they can deal with a s s holes their way, but the only thing that can f u c k an a s s hole... is a d i c k... with some balls. The problem with d i c ks is that sometimes they f u c k too much,  or f u c k when it isn't appropriate, ...and it takes a p u ssy to show 'em that. But sometimes p u s s ies get so full of s h i t that they become a s sholes themselves. [a shot of Alec Baldwin] Because p u s sies are only an inch and a half away from a s s holes. I don't know much in this... crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us f u c k this a s s hole, we are gonna have our d i c ks and our p u s sies!... all covered in s h i t. [the audience is stunned for a while, then begins to applaud him]