Paris Hilton punched in the chops by a former beauty queen? C'mon you gotta be ****tin' me. Well, no, apparently not.
I see a fund raising opportunity here. How about it ladies ---settle this in a MMA televised match and raise money for some good cause. Yeah like that's going to happen.
Anyone have any smart remarks to make about this cheap, trashy, but true tale? I'll get you started, "Paris Hilton walks into a bar..."
Even if they had a Celebrity Wrestling or something along those lines, I think Paris Hilton would be one of the least likely women to get involved in it and if she did there's no doubt in my mind she'd be one of the worst. I think she'd roll over and quit soon as it got started.
I heard Shannon Dorety threw her a nasty little beatdown a few years back. Would have loved to see that one on video. But, with Paris all you get is her horrible sex tape. Youd swear she just wasn't into it, but I love it when celebs look bad on vid. She should just stick to drinking and driving. Its so sad she dabbles in just about anything her money will allow her to. Singing, acting, tv shows, fasion, catwalkin, ****smokin .....etc.
