With the ever impending threat of Chin related terrorist activities. I've decided to make a morale video to ensure that all our members feel safe in the knowledge that this message board is protected 24 hours per day by the finest soldiers the British Army has to offer.
Now, listen here, DIHQ has become let's say less than secure in its security measures over the years and I need one crack special operative to take on the role of 'Security Officer'.
Now! We need to approach this plan with military precision and a ruthless efficiency. Here's a video of what I hope to achieve with my new secuirity initiative:
Ah, yes, we will confound them with inuendo and a lightly disguised Mr. Bean. It's a perfect plan, as the colorful language will go completely undetected by their nostalgianators.
No, I haven't had a drop tonight, I swear. Also, your moustacio is smashing.