Glad to join this board and thanks to Dio for having it !!!
Lemme give you a brief intro:
My name is Mulelysses Ass Grant and I'm the crap that was "re-born" from Lard Grant's fat ass stem cells. That means my incompetence didn't have to be destroyed in order for the doctors to make me again.
Be sure and always see a pic of me to the left of my posts. (It's an old pic but I hafta maintain my figure for show-'n-tell around here.) I'm really as old as hell, but rest assured I'm in my natural state. I had to expand my ass crack since my head is so damn big to get it up there, but what the hell. This position always helps me think better. What do you expect from fat ass stem cells ???
Basically, I'm the newly-generated existence of Lard Grant (something like a twin, but later). That means I'm REALLY him, but in my own existence. That means if you wanna google my profile or look me up in Wikipedia by cross-referencing ID tags, just enter ANY of the following as you would for him: Big-Time Phuck-Up; Dip s h i t; Moron; Dumb Ass; Obsessive-Compulsive ('cuz I can't stop admiring Panther100 on this board); Jackass M-Ass-cot (for the Dallas Cowboys 'cuz I live in Dallas, TX and they keep kickin' my fat ass over the goal posts whenever they lose); Barnyard Butthead; Mental Midget, ... you understand.
If Lard Grant screws up, it's my job to make it right. That means it takes a moron to correct a moron. You follow that ??? If not, I'll be glad to talk with my fat head up my fat ass till it does (just like he does ... there, that better ???).
Glad to be a new member and Best Holiday Wishes to Dio and everyone here.
(PM to Lard Grant: It's gettin' cold outside. We need 2 pair of fat ass covers. Go buy one and send me the other. Get the one's with hooks.)
