Was with afew buddies the other day and one of them mentioned he witnessed two women fighting outside a store in downtown Boston. He noted how he heard shouting and people laughing and a crowd beginning to gather. Finally, when it all came into view he noticed two women standing at the enterance way to a store. One was holding the door so the other couldn't enter. Each time the one went to grab the handle to go inside the other women edged her back with her arm and slammed it shut with her ass. I guess finally the woman who wanted to enter grabbed the other by the face actually digging her nails right into the other woman's eyes who was holding the door closed on her. From there a brief but violent struggle ending with the lady getting her eyes poked on the pavement getting kneed afew times in the head after getting her head shoved into the door.
Second hand account ofcourse but thats basically how he mentioned it. He also found out that the woman wanting to go inside the store was an ex employee wanting to talk to a person inside. The lady trying to stop her was her boss. Good for her!!! Although the boss won in the end because the woman didn't enter the place. Instead she just walked off. I'm sure the cops were waiting at her house later that evening. Didn't see anything on the evening news in my area or papers for that matter.
Then my sister in law tells me about how she awoke the other night to people outside her house yelling bloody murder. She peared out the window to see a big fat lady pulling another fatty around by the hair in the middle of the street. She said it went on for afew moments and finally the woman pulled free and ran off ... but minutes later she awoke again to shouting. This time the two bitches were squared off in the street jabbing at each other until finally some people broke them apart. My sis in law doesn't live in my area anymore so its a different part of "Murka". Just so ya know Massachusetts isn't all full of violence and bitches!
This is a span of one week. But, ofcourse none of this **** happens infront of us anytime soon :(
Would have loved to see the first fight my buddy saw thats for sure. Regarding the fatties (tehehe) I would have liked to watch that one simply for the humor. .... so you get real Sketchy!!!!
Happy if your Irish get really drunk and fight people day!
I would've stepped in to break up the dept. store crap, 'cuz whatever the hell anybody was tryin' to prove, it sure as hell wasn't gonna get on the 6 o'clock news. This was just a bunch of par-for-the-course Waste Production that apparently allowed some ulterior motives to surface. An ex-employee who disregards a company supervisor's orders to leave is usually out of line. Obviously, I wasn't there, can't say much about it, and can't conclude much except based on what you said. The ex-employee, unless there were mitigating grounds for her to enter the store on personal, private business, an emergency, or something like that, had no business going in, even if now only a customer wanting to shop around or just talk to someone else, if the company had probable cause to believe she might cause friction. Businesses have the legal right to prevent or kick out anyone off their premises (but not for illegal reasons, i.e., racial/customer discrimination). Ex-employees who insist on returning, unless they have a justifiable reason (which may be the case), are usually barred because of potential trouble they may cause.
The two fatties outside your sister-in-law's home sounds like a serious crime was in place. I'm glad at least this time some people had the decencyto intevene to prevent what could have become even worse B.S.
Next time, maybe somebody like Mule-lysses Ass Grant can get in there with his fat ass and sit on somebody.
This one is so petty and real that you can imagine witnessing it yourself any day of the week. It's the only fight I've seen that includes a semantic discussion. (Thankless does mean ungrateful according to my dictionary.)
I spent so much f-in money on her ... waaaaa!!! That was forking funny stuff. They should have just let the other women have their way with her or atleast 50 dollars worth.
I find those blokes the most annoying. Interferring busy bodies!
Oh look two women are about to fight so I'll take the moral high ground, put myself in between them, enact an unatural intervention that prevents a natural resolvement and feel all good about myself thus prolonging the misery of that social scenario instead of allowing it's natural and brief resolvement in an ass kicking where one girl proves herself better than the other.
I prefer the Darwinian approach to catfights = let em' go!
["But Dio, are you not merely surreptitiously intellectualising a base voyeuristic need on your part to legitimise two women fighting each other in order for you to experience sexual arousement via an erection?"]
Isn't there a sociological rule according to which the larger the crowd is, the less likely it is that somebody will interfere?
I wonder if they're lesbians. Why else would she keep buying drinks to somebody so "thankless"?
(Not a catfight, but I remembered one other semantic fight. It's from Martin Scorsese's Mean Streets, to the tune of Please Mr Postman.
"We're not paying, because this guy's a ****ing mook." "But I didn't say anything." "We don't pay mooks." "Mook? I'm a mook?" "Yeah." "What's a mook?" "Hey, what's a mook?" "I don't know." "What's a mook?" "You can't call me a mook." "I can't?" "No." "I'll give you mook."
This one's old and famous as far as real catfights go, so chances are you've seen it. Well, watch it again. It's the one poetic catfight out there. Two girls meet up alone at the beach one cloudy afternoon, when the sea's in a bad mood, and have it out with each other in the breaking waves. Surfers don't pay them any attention; they can sense it had to come to this.
I'm going to insist that it's real and nothing you can say will ever change my mind.
Yeah, some of these you see on You Tube push the right buttons, that's for sure. This was one , definitely. With the right ones I'd love to know the background of what lead up to the showdown, etc. I always wonder though that when this is asked in the You Tube comments , there is never a respones. You think someone close to it would answer.
One I saw at first knocked me out ... one I later discovered was one of those from the 'Felony Fight' group ; this fight was the first time I ever heard of them. You probably saw it ; takes place in a wide open area, two girls ready to go; another dark haired girl acting as a ref but during the action is only seen off in the distance along with other spectators who aren't very close. The camera work was great ; something some producers could learn from. I later find out that this was a set-up for filming which is how Felony Fights does it ; but it was real as hell and a very fast, terrific fight ; punching, hair pulling, wrestling, everything ! The crazy thing is I'm not usually into ones this rough but this one was one I watched over and over.
There is another one that is titled 'Girl Problems' or something ( name of a ****ty rap song that is played during the fight ). This one was interesting too as it's definatly a set-up, planned thing with quite a few spectators watching from a a good distance away like it was planned to be 'no interfering' .
Both girls walk out to the center of a yard that looks like it's behind a consession stand at a park or something, like a couple hockey enforcers skating to center ice and dropping the gloves. The fight is straight, bare knuckle boxing. Amazing that neither girl even made an attempt at hair pulling and both were pretty good boxers, both taking and landing damn good punches to the face. One finally takes one too many and simply puts her fists down and walks away. In one take that is a few seconds longer than another , they come in on the winner who smiles at the camera and sports a few bumps and knots on her forehead ...
I'm definitely not a female boxing fan either, but this fight just had something about it that kept me watching again and again. If I knew how you guys were linking them here, I'd try and get it on here , but I'm sure you've all seem the two I just mentioned.
Jim, that rap song is likely "Girl Fight" by Brooke Valentine. Since I first learned of Youtube and started searching it regularly for fights, I must have heard that song fifty times...
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Here goes ... see if it works ... I mean see if I'm doing it right. This was one of the two I mentioned above, I can not find the one from Felony Fights but will keep looking. That one was excellent.
This one I though looked like it took place in a park but with a closer look it looks like it's a big backyard rather than a park. Anyway, here it is ( I hope )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1zFqbmApek
-- Edited by Jim at 20:08, 2007-08-30
[Just checked this URL on Utube and it says it's coming up with a 'malformed video ID' which seems to be the reason why it does not work as opposed to you having done something wrong here. Cheers, Dio]
I have no idea what went wrong... Maybe you've disabled Javascript in your browser?
Anyway, you're right, one does wonder what the back story is to this fight. Was it strictly personal? Whose idea was it to film it? Was it some sort of gang initiation rite? Or was it a house party where they were spurred on to fight by the men? They'd obviously agreed on the rules beforehand, since they held back their kicks.
I just checked and Javascript is enabled in my browser ... so who the hell knows. I hate computers so maybe they sense that and give me a harder time , LOL.
Yeah, that one has some real intrigue to it doen't it ? I'm not into girls strictly boxing and refraining from hair pulling and wrestling but the way this one came off with the large crowd staying away and not interfering makes me think it was planned and not spontaneous like at a drinking party where they crowd would be going nuts. The crowd was very subdued ... like they were taking it pretty seriously. That's the way it appears to me , anyway.
I'd love to know the whole story behind it. In the comments most say the girl who walked away got her ass kicked but I saw it as pretty even ; the other girl ate her share of knuckle sandwiches too.
If I find that one by Felony Fights I'll try posting again. If it doesn't work when I do it , you do your magic with the address ... you'll love it if you see it , I'm sure. It isn't real long but it couldn't be with that kind of intensity they fought with.
Jim, that looks like an automatically generated filename for a web page that has been downloaded and saved on your hard drive with the Mac Safari browser. It's not a web address. I tried searching Yahoo for videos with the title "Extreme Cat Fight", but it seems to have been removed.
You're right , it is from where I saved it - I couldn't find it on Youtube , etc and remembered I saved it . I believe Yahoo had it listed under 'Extreme Catfight' but wasn't listed as that at Youtube when it was on.
I looked under Felony Fights and came up with a few of their insane men's fights ( surprised nobody has been killed yet ) and one or two of their other female fights which I didn't bother with. If you find this one I tried to post, you'll know it ....
If the Youtube icon in the toolbar isn't working, it's probably a browser incompatibility issue with the Safari software, not Mac in general. Embedding videos here really only saves a second or so of our lives, so it's no big deal. It has one advantage, though. Every Youtube video automatically links back to the five sites with the most clicked-on links to that particular video. (To see them, click on the figure after "Links:" below the video.) If 10 people watch a Youtube video embedded here, there's a fair chance that this board will be linked from that video on Youtube. If other people watching the video on Youtube want to know where it is being discussed, they might find their way here.
I like the fight. You can never go wrong with skirts. Wouldn't want to run into either of those women in a dark alley late at night... I'm not sure I agree with you about the camera work, though. I find the zooming in-and-out to be more dizzying than exhilarating.
Yeah thats a good one for sure. Then theres that other felony fight where the younger pritty girl gets her face rearranged by the older tough looking mexican woman. Atleast she took her beating well and was ok enough to smile to the camera and give a girl's gone wild "Woooooooooh!" (You better reconize!!!)
I noticed alot of queen of the hood on youtube now. Infact, each fight can be found there including the 2nd which I thought lacked what one did .... pritty women!!!
Ok then heres a new one just uploaded to the web soon to be a classic. I just love how this chick takes a beating and doesn't seem to give a rats arse about her juggs hanging out. Warning: Violent
A fight notable for not involving either punching or kicking, only hair-pulling, face-grabbing and rolling around. (But, yeah, somebody had to pull them apart far too soon.)
Here's a nice scrap between good friends with some fine trash-talking. Lucky bastard who's filming it seems remarkably unmoved by the lovely action. You have to love this exchange:
"You ripped my shirt." "That's my shirt anyway." "No, it's mine." "No, it's mine. I just gave it to you."
I find those blokes the most annoying. Interferring busy bodies!
Oh look two women are about to fight so I'll take the moral high ground, put myself in between them, enact an unatural intervention that prevents a natural resolvement and feel all good about myself thus prolonging the misery of that social scenario instead of allowing it's natural and brief resolvement in an ass kicking where one girl proves herself better than the other.
I prefer the Darwinian approach to catfights = let em' go!
["But Dio, are you not merely surreptitiously intellectualising a base voyeuristic need on your part to legitimise two women fighting each other in order for you to experience sexual arousement via an erection?"]
Damn my conscience!
-- Edited by Dionysus at 18:02, 2007-08-14
I don't think it could be said any better. Bravo! :) :)
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